Thursday, March 31, 2011

Breaking News: OBAMA LIES

Julien Assange, author of Wikileaks, just sent an email and two attachments revealing that President Obama lied regarding the scope of the Zombie outbreak. While we cannot divulge the attachments to the public, we have attached his email:

Attached to this email are documents received by Wikileaks which demonstrate that the Obama Administration lied to us regarding the extent of the outbreak. It is clear that the outbreak was both much more severe and much longer lived than we were lead to believe. Wikileaks will continue to bring you the truth and release documents as we are able to process them. These two are but the first of a massive submission we received. The first document is a PowerPoint that accompanied a USAMRIID briefing and the second is footage shot by a set of Ukrainian arms dealers. We hope that you will use this information to react wisely to an epidemic which still may be ongoing.

Yours in truth,


More news to follow.

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